The government can. And the government can 'cause they mix it up with lies and make it all taste good! Let's all feel good because the government says we should....".
Hats off to Tim Hawkins!
Video viewing suggestion: go ahead, jack up the volume! Remember that Uncle Sam is infinitely better than Hon. Chinna Tambi's government - but we believe you're smart enough to see the point, and have enough sense of humor to shake a leg at the video and the parallel with Karnataka!